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The Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows 95
19. Fetch command not available on all platforms
18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
17. Too difficult to mark every website they visit
16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear You've Got Mail.
15. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating
14. Involantary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing instead of working.
13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch the MPEG frisbee.
12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
11. Still trying to come up with and emoticon that signifies tail-wagging.
10. Oh, they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recongnition software.
6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, grep and awk are out of the question!
4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.
3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup,'s.leg.
2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

And the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...

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1. Too Damn Hard To Type with paws!

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Last modified: Fri Nov 29 20:30:02 Eastern Standard Time 2002